A TRAIN WRECK DISECTED

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Looks like Britney Spears only has herself to blame for her career-ending performance at the MTV Video Music Awards.

How, you ask? Well, rather than practice for what was supposed to mark her comeback to the music biz, she spent time doing exactly the opposite.

The embattled songstress kicked off the tragic chain of events a day before the VMAs when she arrived almost three-and-a-half hours late for rehearsal, refused to try out the more complicated dance moves, and changed the outfit she was supposed to wear.

“”She didn’t even get to Las Vegas until 4:30 p.m. It was ridiculous . . . The production people at MTV were freaking out . . . Nobody can tell Britney what to do anymore. No one can control her. She is a mess,” a source tells Page Six.

Things only got worse when Britney after finally showing up for rehearsal, couldn’t manage the complicated dance moves, and therefore had them scrapped.

“The dance number was spectacular - without her. When the stand-in was rehearsing with the dancers, in the hours they were all waiting for her, it was amazing,” the source said. “Then Britney showed up and refused to do anything. The dancers were supposed to lift and twirl her in the air a few times, and that just wasn’t going to happen. The more complicated dance moves had to be erased because she couldn’t do them.”

Now that we got her horrible dance moves covered, let’s discuss that outfit!

MTV wanted her to wear a corset outfit. It would have looked great and covered a lot of things up, but she hated it and didn’t think it was sexy enough,” the insider says. Instead, Britney opted to rock a spangly bra-and-underwear outfit she’d brought with her that emphasized her weight gain.

And it seems that MTV execs weren’t the only ones sweating buckets over Britney’s failing attitude. “The dancers were texting pals, asking them to pray for them. They were worried.”

And though Britney is said to have broken down in tears after the deplorable performance, she certainly didn’t let it stop her from partying till 3 AM.

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38 Comments

  1. Anonymous
    September-11-2007 @ 7:15 am

    This chick is going to be dead in the next 18 months.

  2. krissa
    September-11-2007 @ 7:19 am

    Anonymous - i was thinking the same thing last night

    She needs to look at footage of the Old Britney for some inspiration. The only thing I ever thought she was remotely good at was dancing.

    How sad that she’s only 25.

  3. Anonymous
    September-11-2007 @ 7:26 am

    I don’t think she needs to look at footage for inspiration, I think she needs to find a doctor and get help. Forget the career for now. Forget the anything other than raising her kids and getting help.

    And, because this is entirely due to her mother pimping her out from the time Britney was 3 years old, I hope Lynn Spears is hit by a bus.

  4. yeahso?
    September-11-2007 @ 7:28 am

    And this news should shock us why?

  5. maggi
    September-11-2007 @ 7:29 am

    if she dies there will be a lot of folks wondering why they hated her so much…idiots.

  6. Anonymous
    September-11-2007 @ 7:33 am

    unfortunately, she’s going to crash very hard soon. it would surprise me if she attempted suicide. she needs help, she’s crying for help but it has to be on her terms. with all the negative publicity, she’s only going to spiral downwards faster. and anon, i agree - any stage mom should be put away. they only screw up their kids for the sake of money. i can’t help but to feel bad for this girl.

  7. hiedi
    September-11-2007 @ 7:34 am

    hmmmm…. first things first. An insider? I have a hard time believing things that don’t have an actual source, and even then it doesn’t mean it’s true. Plenty of things obviously went wrong with this performance, it wasn’t anywhere near good. But let’s not make things up. She was late because her flight wasn’t on time. It had to circle the runway several times before being cleared to land. That was reported that day, before the debacle of a performance made everyone want something more sensational for an excuse. Also, which parties was she at after the awards? Where are the pictures? The only pics I saw were of her going to the hotel with her brother. How could she be out partying without photographic evidence? That’s pretty much impossible with Britney. Just look at the days leading up to the VMA’s, she was partying the whole time she was in Vegas! And we saw the pictures to prove it. So obviously plenty went wrong, and most of it, if not all of it was Britney’s fault. But there is plenty to pick on her about without having to make stuff up.

  8. September-11-2007 @ 7:44 am

    “The dancers were texting pals, asking them to pray for them. They were worried.”

    LMBAO!!!!

  9. Dude
    September-11-2007 @ 7:46 am

    She will be dead in the next 18 months only if someone hired an assasin. Now tell me why i would have to pay that assassin money to get rid of her? She’s just not worth shit.

  10. Nanda
    September-11-2007 @ 7:48 am

    hiedi, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, if i hear one more excuse for Britney i will flip, please biatch was out EVERY SINGLE NIGHT, there are SEVERAL pictures to prove, her with Diddy, with 50 cent, and lots of others. She bombed big time, she is out of shape, and honestly she looked sedate. STOP acting like she is a victim, she is the joke of the country right now.

  11. grr
    September-11-2007 @ 7:48 am

    She needs psychotherapy desperately. She truly has no clue how she looks and still thinks she’s thin and muscular. She doesn’t look horrible, but she has NO business in that skimpy outfit. Most women who’ve had two kids back to back would love to look like her.

    As a side note, I really hate that message telling me to slow down my comment posting. This is the first comment I’ve posted all day. WTF?!?!

  12. Anonymous
    September-11-2007 @ 7:55 am

    Nanda she’s the victim of an overbearing and constantly pushing stage mother. Say she ‘wanted’ to do it all you want, but at 9 years of age I wanted to be a princess, an astronaut, a doctor, a movie star, and a ballerina all at the same time…that doesn’t mean my mother should have facilitated it.

    Like I said. I hope Lynn Spears gets hit by a bus for pimping her child out and ‘handling’ her for so many years that she (britney) never developed a personality or any adult skills.

  13. parissucksliterally
    September-11-2007 @ 7:56 am

    not sexy enough. Brit, YOU are not sexy enough anymore. I personally will NEVER see her as sexy again.
    I believe this story- none of it seems far fetched- totally plausible.

  14. hiedi
    September-11-2007 @ 8:11 am

    Nanda, I wasn’t making excuses. Re-read my comment, I said she was out partying and there are pics to prove it. I only said that there weren’t pics of her partying AFTER the VMA’s like the story claims, as well as the fact that her tardiness was due in part to her plane not being able to land. I also said that the disaster of a performance was her fault. I really wasn’t trying to excuse her behavior away. And I’m sure the dancers were worried as hell about what could happen, but then they chose to work with her knowing what a gamble that is.

  15. Nanda
    September-11-2007 @ 8:19 am

    I know that Brit’s parents are scum, she supports her family since she is 8 y old, her father is an absolutely loser, I KNOW, believe or not i followed part of Britney’s carrer, but she also has to take some blame, WHY she needs to put a record right now? why she had to perform in the VMA’s when is so obvious that she is out of shape and form? why does she insist in living in LA? buy a vile in France or Italy and i guarantee that she will have privacy, just ask Clooney or Julia Roberts.
    Why she didnt took a break for all the media attention after her divorce? if she had left the country or even left LA for a calmer place, stayed out of spotlight for a minimum 2 months and keep ed a low profile i assure you the media would had left her alone, LOOK AT BLOHAN!!!!!!! a few weeks out of spot light and the tabloids already moved to others news, look how she hasn’t been in the news and even here in celebrities blogs we aren’t getting pic of her, you know why? because her camp is trying to restore her image (it wont work, since she is a moron)

    Britney LOVES THE ATTENTION, this is the girl who striped in her undies in front of millions of paparazzi in some beach, this is the girl who, the day that Lindsay was arrested fro drugs, keep on driving her car around Lindsay home just to see the mess, this is the girl who sold her private like to some crap TV reality show just to get attention, so she isn’t a victim, she is just a completely moron.

  16. Anonymous
    September-11-2007 @ 8:29 am

    OF COURSE she loves the attention. It’s all she *knows*. She doesn’t KNOW a life without the attention. Her living a life without the attention is the same as you suddenly deciding to live an Amish lifestyle. It’s a complete and unfathomable lifestyle change that she’s incapable of deciding to make. She hasn’t got the skills.

    People talk about her being retarded, she really is. Not in the mental sense, but in a psychological one.

  17. hiedi
    September-11-2007 @ 8:34 am

    I completely agree that Britney needs to get out of the limelight and focus on becoming a whole human being. And all those solutions you mentioned Nanda, may just work….if she didn’t have the small matter holding her in Cali… her kids! She can’t move overseas, or even out of state, without Kevin agreeing or without leaving the kids behind. And no matter how many people say “so what she doesn’t want them anyway”, if she didn’t have them in her life, she WOULD go over the edge. I think they’re the only thing keeping her this side of the loony bin. Barely. So, while I agree she needs to disappear, i just don’t see a way she actually can. Of course, she can stay at home, and not traipse around town and whatnot. And she should spend a lot more time in the solitude of her home. But I don’t think ANYONE should have to stay holed up at home indefinitely just to avoid the paps. Also, I’ve seen pics of Lindsey at least twice a week since she’s been in rehab. Just saying.
    Again, I’m not trying to absolve the girl of all wrongdoing. Lord knows, that’s impossible. I just don’t think it’s as easy a fix as people say. That’s all.

  18. ryan
    September-11-2007 @ 9:31 am

    I hope the child protective services watched the show and read the articles. I think the kids should be adopted by a family member who has some sense, but not britney’s mom. She’s the one who turned Britney into an underage slut tease, no wonder Brit is so messed up.

  19. Barks
    September-11-2007 @ 9:33 am

    What kind of crazy world does she live in where she thinks wearing a sequined bikini two sizes too small is sexy?

  20. Princess of Darkness
    September-11-2007 @ 9:44 am

    Who cares anymore? She’s a has been.

  21. Laura8448
    September-11-2007 @ 9:53 am

    I am definitely NOT defending Britney but please stop talking about this “weight gain!” Yes, styling choices did leave much to be desired, but for a woman who has had two children; she looks perfectly healthy and normal. I know celebrities are held to higher standards than us common folk, but please think before you post about something as sensitive as women and weight issues. I for one, think my body is fine, but I wouldn’t have had the guts to show it in a bikini in front of a thousand critics. Please leave your comments to the poor clothing choice and back off the “Britney is a whale” thread.

  22. September-11-2007 @ 10:07 am

    this whore i should say ho is not worth the time of day with her stiff non dancing ass, all she did was walk acroos the stage in her effing underwear . no talent at all, what the ef does she get paid for/ no wonder this countrys effed up and all these other countries hate america.

  23. MikeC...
    September-11-2007 @ 10:26 am

    I think she needs to: A) Fire her manager today. B) Reconnect with the team that guided her career in her heyday. C) Hire a killer PR firm to clean up her image D) hire the best trainer in the business C) Get a serious attitude makeover. But none of that is going to happen is it??? We are dealing with a not to bright southern girl with limited education who now thinks she knows it all when it comes to her career–and thats a mix that is not going to fly. She MIGHT have one chance left if she can put out a decent album in the next 30-45 days and promote it properly—but thats going to be about it.

  24. EAT IT
    September-11-2007 @ 11:02 am

    MikeC^^^ i agree.
    even if her album is good/decent, she will still ruin it somehow. the girl is not “there”. can’t help someone who’s gone in the head. i’ve never liked her as an artist even in her heyday, so i can’t believe i’m feeling sorry for her now.

  25. Lulu
    September-11-2007 @ 11:05 am

    Yep, she’s the only one to blame. I can’t imagine Janet Jackson or Madonna taking the stage and half assing it like that. It would never happen. They might not be the most talented singers, but they put all they have into their dancing. Britney just doesn’t care anymore.

  26. BeJeeBus
    September-11-2007 @ 11:21 am

    God what a dirty loser, I wish something awful would happen to her to make her realise what she is doing to her life.. Her kids should definitely be taken away. And once she cleans up her life COMPLETELY she should be granted visitation, but they should definitely go to her moms!

  27. k
    September-11-2007 @ 11:26 am

    britney is a MESS she better hitch up her trailer in her hometown try to take care of her babies and BUY some panties at the nearest walmart.

  28. Jen
    September-11-2007 @ 1:18 pm

    This story is copied word form word from the NY Post. I read it this morning before work. The forgot the last sentence of the story. She did go out till 3am yes, but she also went WITHOUT UNDERWEAR AGAIN !!!! and yes of course a shirt dress and yes she was photographed gettin out of a car “crotch shot style” again. The pics are on http://www.perezhilton.com so it is very very true.

  29. chicken little
    September-11-2007 @ 2:05 pm

    After her fiasco interview with Matt Lauer, and thought someone would get this girl some help.
    Never happened!

  30. September-11-2007 @ 2:20 pm

    Couldnt stand her when she was “hot” let alone today.
    Hell, she gives trailer trash a bad name for sure.
    Someone stick a fork in her ass - she is done. :)

  31. chicken little
    September-11-2007 @ 3:11 pm

    THIS is how you open th VMA’s:

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=kLRmJpqaAmQ

    Nothing with EVER top this VMA opening. EVER.
    End of story.

  32. Stephi
    September-11-2007 @ 5:32 pm

    When you are as good a dancer as Britney used to be its very hard to lose that talent. I don’t think its a case of she couldn’t do the moves but that she couldn’t be bothered to do them. It seems to me that despite MTV, Sarah Silverman etc working against her that she didn’t really want to do this performance. It was probably all organised by her people for her comeback. I don’t think she wants to be in this business anymore, hence her lack of enthusiasm and her cancelling things at the last minute all the time. As much as I’d love for her to make a comeback I think she needs to go back to Louisiana for a while and figure out what she really wants in her life.

  33. hotbitch
    September-11-2007 @ 6:20 pm

    If she didn’t really want to perform then she didn’t have to, period. I still don’t know what to make of it. I just feel bad for her. I think she’s on meds or something. She just seemed like she was in such a daze.

  34. September-11-2007 @ 6:46 pm

    i guess she cant even care much about it anymore. her own personal life is in a mess. she’s all emotionally and mentally screwed up. shes not prepared at all for a real comeback.

  35. sigh
    September-12-2007 @ 4:58 am

    i feel so so sad for her. i just want to see her get back to her old self again. for herself and for her sons.

  36. Luella
    September-12-2007 @ 5:42 am

    Laura..her body is not half as bad but u got to agree that she needs to cover it up and it does look cheap and awful in that outfit.I think thats what pple find gross abt it and not because she’s fat. Anybody with a bit of bulging flesh wd look awful in that one.
    I just think she ruined it herself…she shd stick to working on being a good mother since its obvious that even her dancing talent, which is the only thing she had before(frankly any monkey wd be able to pull off dancing a choreographed number),is kaput!

  37. Luella
    September-12-2007 @ 5:45 am

    Erm Stephi…why do you always like to imagine that you know the lives of these celebrities and what they are thinking and why they act in a certain way?If she doesnt wanna be in this business anymore, why the hell wd she be trying her whorish-ass out at making a comeback?She just sucks!And she needs to get over it and u shd admit it instead of trying to come up with excuses for your idol.

  38. J
    September-12-2007 @ 11:47 am

    Game over.

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