JESSICA SIMPSON DOES JUST CAVALLI

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Showing off her svelte bod in a rouched nude mini-dress, shrinking starlet Jessica Simpson had heads turning at Friday night’s ‘Just Cavalli’ flagship store grand opening in New York City.

While the body is admittedly bangin’, there’s something left to be said about that face.

In other Cavalli news, rumours have been swirling suggesting that Cavalli will be designing the next annual collaboration with retail giant H&M.

Previous substitute designers have included Karl Lagerfeld, Stella McCartney and Viktor & Rolf.

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38 Comments

  1. fume
    September-8-2007 @ 1:05 am

    Total tranny face in the main photo.

  2. miss_nyc
    September-8-2007 @ 2:24 am

    Rumour??????

    You idiot, The H&M collaboration it is a fact. It was announced months ago.

    God you know nothing,

  3. grr
    September-8-2007 @ 4:43 am

    When will she learn that dramatic makeup does NOTHING for her face? Her sister stands to learn the same lesson as well.

  4. September-8-2007 @ 5:10 am

    looks like she got new dosage of botox. tight!

  5. hotbitch
    September-8-2007 @ 5:48 am

    She wears way too much makeup. She just doesn’t realize that she looked her best when she was on Newlyweds and we saw her without makeup.

  6. kat
    September-8-2007 @ 6:03 am

    she has hillary duff syndrome.. she lost a bunch of weight and now her face looks crazy

  7. Erica
    September-8-2007 @ 6:12 am

    I don’t think it’s the weight loss that makes her face look crazy. I think it’s the dramatic makeup. I saw pictures of her out without makeup earlier this week, and she looked great. She just overdoes it.

  8. Nanda
    September-8-2007 @ 6:19 am

    Why this creature is famous? her albums sucks, she cant act, live performances turn into PR disaster, she is dumb and really not that beautiful, CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME?

  9. Jen
    September-8-2007 @ 6:29 am

    Cavalli should only be worn by brunettes

  10. maggi
    September-8-2007 @ 6:44 am

    she looks great!

  11. Randi
    September-8-2007 @ 6:57 am

    14:45, 14:46, 14:47; 14:48, 14:49, 14:50…..ten seconds left, Jessica.

  12. coco
    September-8-2007 @ 7:11 am

    Her body looks AMAZING, and that dress really does look good on her….but her face, damn girl….

  13. Supersonic
    September-8-2007 @ 7:28 am

    SERIOUS case of butterface. If only she was talented or even just if she was an underwear model or something, SOMETHING, ANYTHING but no, she is a waste of space and valuable screen time.

  14. kovas
    September-8-2007 @ 8:10 am

    agreed. hot bod, gorgeous dress, but her face scared the shit out of me! it is getting uglier as years go by.

  15. Aysla
    September-8-2007 @ 8:13 am

    Damn, her body is incredible! The dress is fab as well.

  16. coco
    September-8-2007 @ 8:25 am

    anyone know where i can get a cheap pair of nude peep toe pumps??

  17. coco
    September-8-2007 @ 8:26 am

    like the patent leather C.L’s

  18. parissucksliterally
    September-8-2007 @ 8:34 am

    I agree with Nanda…..I don’t get it either.
    She looks so much better when she’s not so made up, and why the hell do designers want her at their openings? WHY? She has ZERO influence on the fashion world.

  19. supernova
    September-8-2007 @ 8:56 am

    Manface

  20. Sharona
    September-8-2007 @ 10:15 am

    There is nothing wrong with Jess’s face, you’ll should be so lucky to look a quarter as good as she does. Sheeesh, take a pill Can you say JEALOUS

  21. parissucksliterally
    September-8-2007 @ 10:24 am

    yep, we’re all “jelos haterz” Sharona- lol
    the only thing any of us is jealous of is the bank account. Certainly not being molested by Daddy her talent or her REPUTATION. She is a joke!
    She WAS gorgeous, but she’s been slowly ruining her face with the plastic surgery- Ash needed it, Jess was great the way she was.

  22. Meg
    September-8-2007 @ 10:48 am

    why do celebs insist on putting shit in their lips - the upper lip is not suppose to be twice as big as the lower one.

  23. supernova
    September-8-2007 @ 11:21 am

    ^Sharona, calm you’re stupid ass DOWN. Take a chill pill (as you say - which is soooo dated by the way) and a stiff one up the butt. I’m sure that you, just like your friend (LoL) Jessica are a MANFACE MANFACE MANFACE MANFACE!

  24. Wycancha
    September-8-2007 @ 12:06 pm

    That dress does absolutely nothing for her. Emphasizes those linebacker shoulders. And the drastic hair is very unflattering too.

  25. hotbitch
    September-8-2007 @ 12:21 pm

    I was watching ET last night and they showed a clip of her saying that she was single and her face literally scared me. I was hoping the picture would have been posted because it was just unreal how ugly she looked.

  26. I Smell Ass
    September-8-2007 @ 2:20 pm

    She’s a total butterface! (As in “Hot body…but ‘er FACE?!?!”) She is so talentless. Why is she still considered a celebrity? Her and her sister are gross skanks.

  27. meme
    September-8-2007 @ 3:37 pm

    i can’t believe what im reading. her make up is natural and she is not totally made up. yes i agree she looks gorgeous without make up but you cannot go to an event without make up on

  28. Da Devil
    September-8-2007 @ 4:24 pm

    Cute Bimbo

  29. parissucksliterally
    September-8-2007 @ 4:29 pm

    thanks, I Smell Ass….because none of us have heard the term “butterface” before. (rolling eyes)

  30. Stephi
    September-8-2007 @ 8:01 pm

    She looks great here! The dress looks awesome and her body is looking as fit as ever. I don’t think her face looks bad here but due to her surgery she doesn’t look as hot and naturally pretty as she used to. I’m soooo excited about the H&M/Cavalli collaboration. The Stella one sucked and I just know this one has got to be better. All Cavalli’s designs are gorgeous, he knows how to flatter women’s bodys rather than drown them in sacklike things that some designers have the nerve to call ‘fashionable’.

  31. Anonymous
    September-9-2007 @ 10:31 am

    PSL you can’t prove molestation allegations, you’ve got no grounds for such a statement. Yes some of his comments could be deemed inappropriate, but as far as comments like that, you can’t prove it, you can only speculate.

  32. parissucksliterally
    September-9-2007 @ 11:06 am

    who says I want/need to prove it? I can have my own opinion…and Joe is GROSS and totally inappropriate with his daughters.

  33. Miss
    September-9-2007 @ 11:20 am

    What surgury are you talking about. give me a break, she’s had no surgury. she looks good in that dress , she’s wearing less makeup and her big hair is pulled back. If everyone thought she was unattractive then she wouldn’t have made $$$millions. She is famous because of her looks and her looks only. She’s the American dream/standard, white, blonde, big boobs and stupid as hell. Not my cup of tea but somebody’s buying it!

  34. parissucksliterally
    September-9-2007 @ 4:10 pm

    Miss, everyone knows Jess has been having shit done to her face- LOOK at old pics of her from 2001….I’ll bet you think Halle Berry, Angelina and Gwen Stefani all have their original noses.

  35. beforesunrise
    September-9-2007 @ 5:11 pm

    This dress flatters her figure so much!

  36. Anonymous
    September-9-2007 @ 5:49 pm

    She has an amazing body and that dress looks fab on her, but her face looks really weird. Too much botox.

  37. bubba
    September-10-2007 @ 4:36 pm

    I don’t see what’s wrong with her face. She looks great in that dress and her makeup looks good too.

  38. Cynthia
    September-10-2007 @ 6:18 pm

    Too much brown makeup! She needs to take pointers from her ugly sis. Ass wears white makeup, and Jess should too. She’s not latina!

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