NOT HOT

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Uuuuuuuuuuugh!

It pains me to see this!

Britney Spears continues to go wrong with a newly released promo shot for the upcoming MTV Video Music Awards.

After marrying the world’s biggest sleazebag, popping out two kids in practically a year and then offering endless gynecological shots of her baby factory, Britney seriously needs to drop the sex kitten thing and go back to being the girl-next-door for a while.

The wig, the hat, the outfit — all wrong.

Let’s just hope this isn’t a taste of things to come when she takes the stage on Sunday night.

[ONTD]

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24 Comments

  1. hotstuff
    September-6-2007 @ 2:17 pm

    She actually looks really good in this picture. I don’t think it screams sex kitten, its a good picture.

  2. yes, yes, yes
    September-6-2007 @ 2:19 pm

    No, no, no, I want her to look like this at the MTV Awards. Her new look (like a used up whore) suits her perfectly!

  3. what?
    September-6-2007 @ 2:23 pm

    How old is that photo? Cause those sure ain’t the big, fat, thick thunder thighs that we’ve seen on all the recent pics of Shitney. Since she’s squeezed out her two K Fed afterbirths, her legs don’t look anything like this pic. They must have her legs taped in the back to make them look so good. And that also ain’t her waiteline either, it’s been tucked inside the girdle thing.

  4. Lola Lola
    September-6-2007 @ 2:24 pm

    Why does she have a ‘bad girl’ wand sticking out of her crotch???

  5. just askin'
    September-6-2007 @ 2:24 pm

    Gee, she actually looks pretty good here, Arasto. I mean, she doesn’t look like this in real life, but that’s the whole idea behind a promo shot.

  6. my2cents
    September-6-2007 @ 2:25 pm

    I think the pic is good. It is not her but it is good.

  7. GEEZZZZZ
    September-6-2007 @ 2:45 pm

    I think this is a great shot…………..and im a photographer

  8. louise
    September-6-2007 @ 3:04 pm

    OMG, isnt anyone else thinking that with her legs spread open and that line in the background between them, that it looks like she’s peeing? That was the very first thing I thought when I saw it. Jesus!

  9. b
    September-6-2007 @ 3:06 pm

    She looks really good. =)

  10. fume
    September-6-2007 @ 3:06 pm

    louise. . . holy yes! That was my first thought too - a stream of piss.

  11. that's great
    September-6-2007 @ 3:19 pm

    It’s Shitney taking a piss. That’s the funnyist thing ever!!!

  12. Courtney
    September-6-2007 @ 3:20 pm

    I LOVE IT!!!
    Gimme more Britney!!

    :)

  13. parissucksliterally
    September-6-2007 @ 3:23 pm

    she looks decent in this pic, b/c they can photoshop her body.
    At the awards, it’ll be a different story- fat hanging out of a slutty outfit, lip-synching…..wow, we’ll all be amazed by her talent.

  14. September-6-2007 @ 3:27 pm

    google “peroosal” to see their newest prototype

  15. Stephi
    September-6-2007 @ 4:32 pm

    I don’t really see what’s wrong with this photo. It’s got a really cool vibe to it and her hair and makeup looks fantastic! The MTV Awards are in Vegas this year and for the promo shots the performers have been encouraged to stick with the Vegas theme, hence Britney’s showgirl outfit.

  16. Barks
    September-6-2007 @ 4:42 pm

    If she had any talent at all, she could do a stripped down acoustic version on MTV and redeem herself. Unfortunately she’s just slash and flash, all horse and no reigns. She doesn’t have a chance.

  17. Supersonic
    September-6-2007 @ 4:45 pm

    The outfit doesn’t work but uh….the pic is okaay I guess…still. this is a sign of worse things to come, I cannot wait for the train wreck! I think it’ll be funny…is that a bit twisted?
    Barks; spot on!

  18. parissucksliterally
    September-6-2007 @ 4:46 pm

    bravo Barks, well said.

  19. SAS
    September-6-2007 @ 5:29 pm

    would be a great pic if brit wasn’t the subject. that hair is awful and she just looks old. i don’t know how, after the last three years, anyone can ever see her as a sexy young thing.

  20. Da Devil
    September-6-2007 @ 6:07 pm

    when a bimbo looses its luster by excess

  21. beth
    September-6-2007 @ 7:09 pm

    I think she looks cute here…I could do without the wand, but still cute.

  22. hotbitch
    September-6-2007 @ 8:44 pm

    I think she looks good. I’m secretly hoping that she’ll whip off her wig on stage and rock the pixie cut.

  23. Lola Lola
    September-7-2007 @ 8:18 am

    Hotbitch, that is the only way she could redeem herself…do something surprising, cool and fun like that. If only she’d listen to you…but she won’t. She is still stuck in the “trying to be the me I was” vortex…..poor girl…EVOLVE!!!

  24. jenii84
    September-8-2007 @ 3:34 pm

    Beautiful!! Love you Britney!

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